Make me laugh for the gift award.

by Diplo - 08-04-2015, 10:39 PM
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Posted: 08-04-2015, 10:39 PM (This post was last modified: 09-04-2015, 03:35 AM by Diplo.)
This is gonna be a tournament. Make me laugh. You get two chances per bracket. If you dont, you dun get the award. When I get to my computer I'll post some more partay music. Each bracket is dependent on the number of people who post. Don't google shit cause that's fucking stupid and posting more than twice will get you blacklisted from the torny. Also, don't post if you have the award. Uhh go?

If this isnt active for another 20 hours, I'll ask a staff member to lock this up.
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Posted: 10-04-2015, 08:19 AM
Give it another try. For some reason I haven't seen this thread also.
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Posted: 10-04-2015, 08:23 AM
(10-04-2015, 08:19 AM)Oliver Wrote: Give it another try. For some reason I haven't seen this thread also.

Weird af. W/e ill give it a day or two more.
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Posted: 10-04-2015, 08:37 AM
3 Kids are sitting on a step next to a building a man drives up mad and walks in then walks out happy another man does the same and than a man with a nice car does it walks out and gives the kids 20 bucks and they ask why hes so happy now and he says go find out then the oldest kid tells the youngest to and they argue but he does it he goes in 10 minutes later comes out runs down the steps and a block down and stays there the oldest tells the other kid to do it so he said why they argue he does it anyway does the same thing down the steps to another block so the oldest looks at the door and at the others then decides to go in he tells the lady inside to make him as happy as the men coming in here she tells him to wait in the next room then a woman comes out naked he runs out down the stairs and to the end of the block and asks the others why they left they both say that their moms would punish them if they looked at a woman like that then they ask him and he says his mom said i would turn to stone if i looked at a woman like that.


i know its long sorry Tongue
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Posted: 10-04-2015, 08:52 AM
(10-04-2015, 08:37 AM)GamesPuff Wrote: 3 Kids are sitting on a step next to a building a man drives up mad and walks in then walks out happy another man does the same and than a man with a nice car does it walks out and gives the kids 20 bucks and they ask why hes so happy now and he says go find out then the oldest kid tells the youngest to and they argue but he does it he goes in 10 minutes later comes out runs down the steps and a block down and stays there the oldest tells the other kid to do it so he said why they argue he does it anyway does the same thing down the steps to another block so the oldest looks at the door and at the others then decides to go in he tells the lady inside to make him as happy as the men coming in here she tells him to wait in the next room then a woman comes out naked he runs out down the stairs and to the end of the block and asks the others why they left they both say that their moms would punish them if they looked at a woman like that then they ask him and he says his mom said i would turn to stone if i looked at a woman like that.


i know its long sorry Tongue

Please use punctuation characters. Your text is one damn long sentence, which makes it hard to read as well as to understand.
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Posted: 10-04-2015, 08:54 AM
(10-04-2015, 08:52 AM)Blaze Wrote:
(10-04-2015, 08:37 AM)GamesPuff Wrote: 3 Kids are sitting on a step next to a building a man drives up mad and walks in then walks out happy another man does the same and than a man with a nice car does it walks out and gives the kids 20 bucks and they ask why hes so happy now and he says go find out then the oldest kid tells the youngest to and they argue but he does it he goes in 10 minutes later comes out runs down the steps and a block down and stays there the oldest tells the other kid to do it so he said why they argue he does it anyway does the same thing down the steps to another block so the oldest looks at the door and at the others then decides to go in he tells the lady inside to make him as happy as the men coming in here she tells him to wait in the next room then a woman comes out naked he runs out down the stairs and to the end of the block and asks the others why they left they both say that their moms would punish them if they looked at a woman like that then they ask him and he says his mom said i would turn to stone if i looked at a woman like that.


i know its long sorry Tongue

Please use punctuation characters. Your text is one damn long sentence, which makes it hard to read as well as to understand.

i dont have time for that im tired had 3 hours of sleep and im still up at 1 am Tongue so sorry.
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Posted: 10-04-2015, 09:56 AM
Sorry, GamesPuff, I had to delete your post. I tried to correct it, but the text didn't make any sense.
The text was basically about men running into a building and coming out happy again. The kids went in as well and figured out that there were naked women in this building, but the kids weren't allowed to look at them because otherwise their moms would turn them into stone.

That's what I got. Please think about something better and use punctuation characters next time.
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Posted: 10-04-2015, 10:07 AM
Ok this one will crack you up!

You have to watch this video first though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_L-miRT...e=youtu.be

Ok so now you ask what the fuck happened? Click the spoiler once you've watched it!

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Posted: 10-04-2015, 10:11 AM
(10-04-2015, 09:56 AM)Blaze Wrote: Sorry, GamesPuff, I had to delete your post. I tried to correct it, but the text didn't make any sense.
The text was basically about men running into a building and coming out happy again. The kids went in as well and  figured out that there were naked women in this building, but the kids weren't allowed to look at them because otherwise their moms would turn them into stone.

That's what I got. Please think about something better and use punctuation characters next time.

Well thanks to quotes its still there and dude it makes sense just calm down and read it slowly the gist is the kid gets a boner "turning to stone" the other 2 kids would get punished but his mom said he would turn to stone and he did sorta.
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Posted: 10-04-2015, 10:16 AM
It's neither good readable nor easy to understand. Think about something else, please.
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