Medical marijuana card

So im looking into getting my medical marijuana card, but I don't quite have a qualifying condition for my state and im trying to get past that because i really want to get a card, and unfortunately i can't just can't go to another state and get one..otherwise I'd qualify. So if anyone has any ideas on how i can achieve this enormous goal please let meh know. -.-

I feel like you should mention to people some more information so they can help you more, like what state you're in. In my state, you need to be over 18 years old and "Patients are required to obtain legitimate medical records or documentation from their primary care physician describing the diagnosis of their qualifying condition"

Im in the state of Pennsylvania and must have a qualifying condition listed

Quote:Cancer
Positive status for human immunodeficiency virus or acquired immune deficiency syndrome (HIV/AIDS)
Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS)
Parkinsons disease
Multiple sclerosis
Damage to the nervous tissue of the spinal cord with objective neurological indication of intractable spasticity
Epilepsy
Inflammatory bowel disease (including Crohns Disease & Ulcerative Colitis)
Neuropathies
Huntingtons disease
Crohns disease
Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)
Intractable seizures
Glaucoma
Sickle cell anemia
Severe chronic or intractable pain of neuropathic origin or severe chronic or intractable pain in which conventional therapeutic intervention or opiate therapy is contraindicated or ineffective
Chronic Inflammatory Demyelinating Polyneuropathy
Autism
Terminally ill, where a medical prognosis of life expectancy of approximately one year or less if the illness runs its normal course
Effective August 2, 2016, ulcerative colitis

I have more of a mental health diagnosis (anxiety, depression, adhd) which aren't listed for my state.. I'm thinking about just going to evaluated for PTSD which is the closes condition to what i have and see how it goes.

You can attempt to get it by acting like you have Autism

You can attempt to get it by acting like you are retarded

You can attempt to get it by acting like you are retarded

You can attempt to get it by acting like you are retarded

I dont know how to get one yet, but when I hit 18 i am for sure getting a card lol

23-02-2018, 03:40 PM

Muffin Wrote: You can attempt to get it by acting like you are retarded

23-02-2018, 03:36 PM

Starfola Wrote: You can attempt to get it by acting like you have Autism

Lol, Those are my intentions.. Fake it til you make it right? I just have to find the right doc now

23-02-2018, 09:09 PM

Codeblu3 Wrote: Lol, Those are my intentions.. Fake it til you make it right? I just have to find the right doc now

if you need help acting retarded add me on discord and I'll show you how I do it.(kuem#0669)

24-02-2018, 04:48 AM

Kuem Wrote: if you need help acting retarded add me on discord and I'll show you how I do it.(kuem#0669)

I just got discord but it'sa little confusing.. How do i find you?

24-02-2018, 03:52 PM

Codeblu3 Wrote: I just got discord but it'sa little confusing.. How do i find you?

Friends> Add Friend>Insert Name> Send Friend Request