My experience at the readiness program

Alright, so if you know me; you know I'm on here every day and every night. Last night, I wasn't so here's what happened.

My mom found out I was still smoking weed and she sent me into a program for people who "can't get their act together" and we basically had a jail experience. If you've ever seen the show Beyond Scared Straight then this program is very similar but worse.

I went and signed in at roughly 3:30PM and we got put in handcuffs and put in the back of the 'pattywagon" there were about 17 of us in the program. We got down to the place and they fucking threw us out of the van and told us to face the wall. They came up and unlocked our handcuffs and had the sirens blasting in our ears and they were yelling and shit ( i was cold af and this was annoying as hell ) then they turned us around and we begun the procedures at about 5PM. We worked out for like 5 hours straight until 10PM and then we got our water jugs and got some water and prison food. We then got some time to sleep after they talked to us for a while and we met each other and told everyone why we were in the program. There was a kid who was 14 who was selling weed and pills xD and another one who was 12 and his parents sent him in for suicidal thoughts. We were all pretty much in there for drugs or disrespect. So after they talked to us and gave us a speech we went to sleep for a few hours. Next thing I know I hear the door slam open, people yelling, sirens going off, everyone fucking running, kids crying, and we all run back out for another long ass workout session. Pretty sure this was around 1AM. We worked out for 2 or 3 more hours and then got more water and wrote a letter explaining what we were going to do to make a change, etc. It was a crazy experience. But looking back, it wasn't bad but I'm sore af from the workouts. It's not at all like going to the gym. We did like 100 push ups, then bear crawled up and down then crab walked up and down then duck walked with bricks in our hands up and down, then tied a heavy ass stone to a rope and to a strap on our backs and we ran up and down like 5 times, then we had some other exercises that idk what they're called.

Goddamn that shit was crazy first thing I did when I got home was took a shower and took my ass to sleep xD
Sleeping on a concrete bed is not cool. But yeah, I'm about to watch anime, take a Epsom Salt bath and relax for the night because that shit was crazy. I actually like the program though because although I'm still going to smoke weed, I learned a lot throughout this program. Still pissed that I had to do it but whatever.

This is why you don't do weed. :yus:

06-12-2015, 02:22 AM

daoko Wrote: This is why you don't do weed. :yus:

That's why you don't get caught*

06-12-2015, 02:28 AM

Faded Wrote:

06-12-2015, 02:22 AM

daoko Wrote: This is why you don't do weed. :yus:

That's why you don't get caught*

Well, that too, but still.

Why do weed though?

06-12-2015, 02:29 AM

daoko Wrote:

06-12-2015, 02:28 AM

Faded Wrote:

06-12-2015, 02:22 AM

daoko Wrote: This is why you don't do weed. :yus:

That's why you don't get caught*

Well, that too, but still.

Why do weed though?

Enjoyment?
I mean, I'm not the person to ask though.

06-12-2015, 02:30 AM

Faded Wrote: Enjoyment?
I mean, I'm not the person to ask though.

Yes, this is the correct answer. Enjoyment.

06-12-2015, 02:38 AM

Natsu Wrote:

06-12-2015, 02:30 AM

Faded Wrote: Enjoyment?
I mean, I'm not the person to ask though.

Yes, this is the correct answer. Enjoyment.

How the fuck does smoking grass = enjoyment

06-12-2015, 02:44 AM

daoko Wrote:

06-12-2015, 02:38 AM

Natsu Wrote:

06-12-2015, 02:30 AM

Faded Wrote: Enjoyment?
I mean, I'm not the person to ask though.

Yes, this is the correct answer. Enjoyment.

How the fuck does smoking grass = enjoyment

Because you feel good? .-.

06-12-2015, 02:44 AM

daoko Wrote: How the fuck does smoking grass = enjoyment

It's not grass dipshit. It's a plant. THC has relaxing chemicals and I like the effects of smoking weed.

Why the fuck would you send your kid to fake prison for having suicidal thoughts
What kind of retarded ass parent is that