New question: Do you get your ass eaten?

In my previous post I asked if you eat ass, in this post I want to ask if you yourself get your ass eaten and if so, how do you ask for that to happen?

I am overweight and no longer as articulate as a small child. Thus, I can not get close to my ass.

What the actual duck is this question? And no.
Because I would be the one to do the eating part.