Random phrases to add variety and not get banned lol As he waited for the shower to heat up, he noticed that he could hear the water temperature change. He opened his third bottle of wine of the night. No one has ever come across an exploding margarita and lived to tell about it. The best part of marriage is the peanut butter animal crackers. Sometimes all you need to do is make a complete fool of yourself and laugh to realize that life isn't so bad after all. It was always dangerous to drive with it because she insisted that the safety cones were a slalom course. Although he thought the world was flat, he didn't see the irony in wanting to travel around the world. There was coal in his sock and he was excited. With the water up to his thighs, the fisherman's hope for dinner soon turned to despair.
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