Lol I don't know Killer, I can't interpret text the same as vocals, but I sense a bit of sarcasm somewhere in there. If not I'm sorry, try this on for size. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTAdKdzWrgY
Turn it it up and bit and let the melodies fill your soul. If this doesn't do it, tell me a genre of your choice and I'll find one for you.