my man, have you ever heard of that hit new game known only as Bad rats?
It's a horribly brutal spin on the Saw genre, in which you take the role as the mastermind, murdering their victims in a seemingly unmapped brutalist concrete hell. Except the worst part is, you're murdering innocent cats. You know who else murdered cats? probably the nostalgia critic. Because you know that guy's hiding some dark secrets, waiting to be released next time the twitter horde decides to cancel somebody. Anyways, in this game you take place as the nostalgia critic, haunting this concrete wasteland with your failed career and reminding your victims that you remember it, so they don't have to, but they'll suffer nonetheless.
And that's why video games should be outlawed in the geneva convention. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.