Someone lend me Bitcoin

Is Bitcoin pricey? If so, anyone wanna send me some? @nadegives on twitter

Well... No... No one wants to send you bitcoin. Why would we do that?

Lol, bruh, last time I checked bitcoins where like 600$ not 100% sure that someones just gonna send you that much money... not sure if this is a troll post or not.

Why don't you just use your hardware and mine bitcoin? There are plenty of tutorials to show you how to do it.