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Upgrade contest :D BEST JOKER!

Submitted by knoxy, , Thread ID: 82781

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02-04-2018, 09:30 PM
This post was last modified: 06-04-2018, 08:37 AM by knoxy
#1
This little contest is for the non-upgraded members to win [Image: prime.png]


Rules:
  • Over 50 posts
  • No warning over 50%
  • No scam reports
  • Joined atleastMarch time
Post yourbest joke, post as many as you like, ill choose the best one, Contest finishes this friday, so 4 days left.

Good luck people

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Winner: draugert
Glad to be back Ez

RE: Upgrade contest :D BEST JOKER!

#2
Damn, a shame no one looked at this but if youre into dark humor youll like mine also probably heard it already



How many Jews can you fit in a car?







4 on the seats and 8 more in the ash tray

RE: Upgrade contest :D BEST JOKER!

OP
#3
03-04-2018, 04:22 AM
noiinoii Wrote: Damn, a shame no one looked at this but if youre into dark humor youll like mine also probably heard it already



How many Jews can you fit in a car?







4 on the seats and 8 more in the ash tray


Any jokes on the go mate! if no one else enters you will be the winner
Glad to be back Ez

RE: Upgrade contest :D BEST JOKER!

Warned
#4
how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

RE: Upgrade contest :D BEST JOKER!

#5
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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knoxy, Luxoney

RE: Upgrade contest :D BEST JOKER!

#6
Either you die good, or you live long enough to turn into abuse. :D
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RE: Upgrade contest :D BEST JOKER!

#7
What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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knoxy

RE: Upgrade contest :D BEST JOKER!

OP
This post was last modified: 04-04-2018, 09:49 AM by knoxy
#8
A few looking good, keep them rolling in, not many to choose from for a winner IN TWO DAYS
Glad to be back Ez

RE: Upgrade contest :D BEST JOKER!

#9
Can I take an entry for a friend or can you also do prime upgrades?
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RE: Upgrade contest :D BEST JOKER!

#10
I know I'm upgraded but I'll post one anyway

I'm striped, but not an animal, what am I?

[spoiler=answer]acutter[/spoiler]

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