Why should you vote for me for Member of the Month?
I provide you with 24/7 fagtastic things for all your faggot needs.
I am smarter than you.
I am single n rdy 2 mingle.
I got the memes.
I am a independent black girl who don't need no man.
I am trump.
I am hillary.
I am not bernie(the 0nly g00d c4ndid4te).
I am dank.
I am cooler than u.
*I own a dragon dildo.
I forgot how to english.
I can cook.
I can clean.
I am a bottom, so you can make me your bitch.
* = not a furry, just has good taste in self pleasure.