What are some of your favorite quotes?

Hey, just wondering what some of your favorite quotations are... it doesn't matter whether they're famous or not, could be somethingfrom a book/movie, a song lyric, favorite joke, anything really.

Here are some that l like:

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?Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain

?Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. Unknown

?The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. Bruce Ferstein

?Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain

?Everything in moderation, including moderation. Oscar Wilde

?People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov

?Art is never finished, only abandoned. Leonardo Da Vinci

?Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once. Isaac Asimov

?Reality is just a point of view. Philip K Dick

?Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Robin Williams

?My cat's breath smells like cat food. Ralph Wiggum (The Simpsons)

?Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say. Edward Snowden

?Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. Mike Tyson

?If you think you're free, there's no escape possible. Ram Dass

i like the last one i dont know it just fits me tbh hahaahahla

?There's more to the truth than just the facts. Unknown

?Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. Dr. Seuss

?You exist in time, but you belong to eternity. Osho

"Money is all I need"
- The beggar in Virtual Beggar

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

"They Don't Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do"
One of my favorites

Dead men tell no tales

I need to be someone else... I need to be... Something.. else.

?People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is illusion of knowledge."

"Futanari is my favorite type of hentai, judge me if you want" - desu