What if the Greek Gods returned to earth today?

It would look something like this:

Zeus would be taken to court for sexual harrasment, rape and tax evasion

Hera would be the new supreme deity over olympus

Ares would befriend Putin and Erdogan

Aphrodite would star in hollywood, or become a pornstar. Probably the latter

Hermes would become a starcraft 2 pro, and an influencer.

Hephasteus would join silicon valley and become a cybertech genius

Apollo would be the nexus of solar energy

Poseidon would probably wreak a bit of havoc, after all weve completely fucked up his kingdom.

Nobody would understand Athena because wisdom is not popular in our current age

Artemis would become the hero of greenpeace, as shed hunt poachers down like cattle.

Demeter would become a biologist and join GMO research on plants, and synthetic meat.

Everyone would love Dionysos for obvious reasons.

If the demigods were to return Herakles would wreak havoc, after all he once went down to hades and collected a soul because he messed up a funeral. Not the brightest chap and overpowered af.

Achilles would join the military and become a one man special unit squad.

Perseus would probably be a bit confused as to why he was decapitated by Medusa for Poseidons crime.

Earth is perfect for them at the moment....everything is a mess

I enjoyed reading this. Especially the subtlety of Dionysus

Crazy :D
They will be screwed up in this "politically correct" times, no place for many of them now here...

They will return wearing masks, Especially Zeus, Imagine him driving a tesla lmao.

Hera would probably be jealous of all the pretty people and try destroying instagram and other social media.