What is the dumbest thing youve done

Whats the dumbest thing youve done in all your life
mine is running in front of a speed train

I cleaned my puke with my hand, when I was drunk :/ I'm not really proud of it

Holy shit i was having 4 differents girls at the same time and it was really annoying as fuck

I called a car shop called 'Trans Auto' to get a quote on some work that I needed on my transmission. Conversation goes something like this:

Auto guy: Hello this is Trans Auto
Me: Hi I need a quote on my transmission. My codes are reading as.............
Auto Guy: Sorry mam, we don't do transmissions
Me: Huh? then why are you called Trans Auto?
Auto Guy: My name is Tran
Me: ......................... *hangs up phone*

Meh I'm not really proud of it Huh? then why are you called Trans Auto?