Why eleven, not onety one?

I think only because onety one sounds ridiculous, eleven sound wayyy better

Because English is a dumb language and so are you. (2)

And why we call football a game that's mostly played with hands and soccer a game mostly played with the feet? :dquestion:

Why do we have SEPTember OCTober NOVEmber DECember, when they're the 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th month respectively? This shit keeps me up at night

Why Kansas is pronunced "Kansas", but Arkansas is pronunced "Arkansaw"? It's just not right for foreigners...

because it sounds dumb lmao, what happens when you get into the millions

my man asking the real questions here onety onety one for 1011123123