Would you rather?

Would you rather work a 9-5 job, be a celebrity, win 5 million in the lottery with no one to share it with?

define no one to share it with ? does my family die if i win the lottery ? i would love to have a lot of money low key. celebrity is cool if it's unavoidable but i think there would be a lot less drama/fake friends if people didn't know i was loaded.

Hmm... I think I'd go with maybe be a celebrity because I might be able to market myself, become a millionaire, and then share with my friends and family


Would you rather have a belly button that dispenses ketchup, or a nostril that sharpens pencils?

Hmmm probably a celebrity. Theres possible stability and longevity in both career and salary.

Would rather a nose that sharpens pencils. Belly button thing is too messy.

Yess!! I feel like it would be too messy too! But I have friends I know who love ketchup too much. I'd definitely prefer the nose that sharpens pencils lol


Would you rather...?
Produce the sound of a gong every time you belch
or:
Produce the sound of a bowling strike every time you sneeze

5 mil. Being a celebrity sucks imo and I don't want the attention. Five million dollars is plenty enough to invest and grow that wealth. Hell, its also enough to just live for the rest of my life as long as its simple. And I dont want luxury anyways. And working 9-5 is the least fun reality most will have to deal with so no thanks

easily gotta go with the 5mil lmao, bein a celeb is kinda gay, and fuck workin a 9-5 lol

Be a celebrity, 100% sure of it, would be rich and would do lots of parties.

Be a Celebrity, I guess. Freebies come with it. You get recognized instantly... it's just the best.