whats the most embarrassing moment you ever had?

When I was 10 or 9 I accidentally shat my pants in class. I had the runs and my mom forced me to go to class regardless, I asked the teacher to go to the bathroom but at the time there was another one there and she would only let us go one at a time. So I waited but didn't lasted long and ended up letting some shit get out as I dashed for the bathroom. Once I got there I realized I had made a mess in my underwear and there were some going down my leg. When I got back to class the janitor was there cleaning the floor while the class looked at me weirdly.

Begged my teacher once to let me run to the restroom because i felt like i was going to crap on myself. I sat directly in the middle of the class room ( keep that in mind ). After about 20 min of waiting to go to the bathroom and clenching my rectum clenched like a rape victim i felt the god awful turtle head sneak a peak at my undies. It was like I could feel my intestines acting like a hungry snake. Eventually it all just slipped right out. The only good thing about it was that i had some tight ass underwear. I stood my ass up and took off to that bathroom. Needless to say my underwear are probably still in that sewer somewhere.

My first boyfriend ever came into my work and after several attempts to explain how he knew me, he said ?ya we dated for a few months... it was in front of everyone I work with plus around 10 customers.

Walked into store, picked up a showcase item and tried to buy it

WHEN I START GETTING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND HAD TO TALK TO CONNECTOR VERY VERY CLOSE TO HER COUNTRY

I was embarrassed when my best friend peed himself sitting next to me.