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here you can post funny memes and jokes only for entertainment , political and child abuse related posts are not allowed.

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

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23-10-2020, 07:51 AM
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when your mom tells you to do your homework - instead of GAME - like you're SUPPOSED to be doing :rage2:

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23-10-2020, 10:07 AM
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A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment...
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.

"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."

"How does it work?"

The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"

Joke is from reddit, the guy is u/Sambridha133
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23-10-2020, 10:15 AM
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
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23-10-2020, 10:31 AM
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When your friends are arguing about whether the answer was 44 or 45 and your answer was south africa

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