My school is definitely not smarter than a 5th grader

by Diplo - 01-05-2015, 08:42 PM
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Posted: 01-05-2015, 08:42 PM
So i was out of school this week for stuff. My friend just texted me that he was in the principal's office for two hours and his parents were called down and that he was nearly suspended. Well Mr. Diplo what could he have possibly done?! He was in health lab and his computer was going slow (normal, my school has shit wifi), he opens cmd and checks the ping. The health teacher sees this and immediately thinks hes trying to hack into the school's online grade book. She shuts down his computer and walks him to the principle. He gets scolded and his parents come down wondering what the fuck he did. He tells them he was checking the ping because his computer was slow. The principle, not knowing what a ping is, nearly gives him a two week suspension. He pulls out his phone and google's the word ping and shows it to the principle. He then apologies for the mistake and sends him back to class. What a retard.
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Posted: 01-05-2015, 08:44 PM
...It's called School Computers are shit, society give computers that are terrible to schools then the teachers be like "WE GETTING BRAND NEW COMPUTERS"
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Posted: 01-05-2015, 08:46 PM
Typical school teachers, rofl. Thinking CMD is a hacking tool, lol.

Anyway, i bet the whole school is retarded.
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Posted: 01-05-2015, 08:47 PM
Well this made me laugh because it's so sad.
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Posted: 01-05-2015, 09:00 PM (This post was last modified: 01-05-2015, 09:02 PM by zGeek. Edit Reason: Tweaked )
The exact same thing happened to me twice when I was at school lmao. Only a few amount of schools are not totally retarded.
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Posted: 01-05-2015, 09:30 PM
WTF dont your computer teacher know whats ping -.-
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Posted: 01-05-2015, 09:33 PM
(01-05-2015, 09:30 PM)linkzy Wrote: WTF dont your computer teacher know whats ping -.-

Most of the "IT" guys is retarded at school, so I guess not.
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Posted: 01-05-2015, 09:34 PM
(01-05-2015, 09:33 PM)Kewl Wrote:
(01-05-2015, 09:30 PM)linkzy Wrote: WTF dont your computer teacher know whats ping -.-

Most of the "IT" guys is retarded at school, so I guess not.

in my school i ask most of the things to my IT sir. and he knows it all :3
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Posted: 01-05-2015, 09:35 PM
(01-05-2015, 09:34 PM)linkzy Wrote:
(01-05-2015, 09:33 PM)Kewl Wrote:
(01-05-2015, 09:30 PM)linkzy Wrote: WTF dont your computer teacher know whats ping -.-

Most of the "IT" guys is retarded at school, so I guess not.

in my school i ask most of the things to my IT sir. and he knows it all :3

Some of them knows their stuff, while others doesn't know shit.
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Posted: 01-05-2015, 09:40 PM
Same happened to me the past year, also, when I open the cmd my classmates think that I'm going to hack something, just lmao
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