My school is definitely not smarter than a 5th grader

01-05-2015, 10:40 PM

AndresXZ09 Wrote: Same happened to me the past year, also, when I open the cmd my classmates think that I'm going to hack something, just lmao

Same here. Openend CMD and typed the command "tree".

Not to forget, the color was A (green). :yus:

01-05-2015, 09:42 PM

Diplo Wrote: So i was out of school this week for stuff. My friend just texted me that he was in the principal's office for two hours and his parents were called down and that he was nearly suspended. Well Mr. Diplo what could he have possibly done?! He was in health lab and his computer was going slow (normal, my school has shit wifi), he opens cmd and checks the ping. The health teacher sees this and immediately thinks hes trying to hack into the school's online grade book. She shuts down his computer and walks him to the principle. He gets scolded and his parents come down wondering what the fuck he did. He tells them he was checking the ping because his computer was slow. The principle, not knowing what a ping is, nearly gives him a two week suspension. He pulls out his phone and google's the word ping and shows it to the principle. He then apologies for the mistake and sends him back to class. What a retard.

Teacher logic, i was fucking hating my teacher.

lmao poor kid, that's why people shouldn't be so quick to judge.

I hacked the computers once and was expecting getting nothing much but they called me up I was like I was fucked.... went through the teacher laptop once and change the grades :D

01-05-2015, 09:42 PM

Diplo Wrote: He pulls out his phone and google's the word ping and shows it to the principle. He then apologies for the mistake and sends him back to class. What a retard.

Well... a week or so i was punished for putting ping, shutdown and ipconfig lol :fp:

I switched off the pc while the teacher was explaining :D :D

We also trolled our teacher saying we were hacking the school website with ping and ipconfig. The teacher was searching "Ddos on wikipedia" and we told her the website was offline because our ping XDDDDD

12-05-2015, 11:28 PM

enmafia2 Wrote:

01-05-2015, 09:42 PM

Diplo Wrote: He pulls out his phone and google's the word ping and shows it to the principle. He then apologies for the mistake and sends him back to class. What a retard.

Well... a week or so i was punished for putting ping, shutdown and ipconfig lol :fp:

I switched off the pc while the teacher was explaining :D :D

We also trolled our teacher saying we were hacking the school website with ping and ipconfig. The teacher was searching "Ddos on wikipedia" and we told her the website was offline because our ping XDDDDD

That's just stupid lol. You shouldn't do that shit

12-05-2015, 11:30 PM

Diplo Wrote:

12-05-2015, 11:28 PM

enmafia2 Wrote:

01-05-2015, 09:42 PM

Diplo Wrote: He pulls out his phone and google's the word ping and shows it to the principle. He then apologies for the mistake and sends him back to class. What a retard.

Well... a week or so i was punished for putting ping, shutdown and ipconfig lol :fp:

I switched off the pc while the teacher was explaining :D :D

We also trolled our teacher saying we were hacking the school website with ping and ipconfig. The teacher was searching "Ddos on wikipedia" and we told her the website was offline because our ping XDDDDD

That's just stupid lol. You shouldn't do that shit

My teacher is kind of dumb... she thinks everything has viruses...
if a file is protected or is read only --> virus
if internet doesn't load --> virus
if the pc screen doesn't work --> virus
if the pc doesn't recognise an .exe on linux --> virus
etc.

The same happened with this, she thought a virus had switched off the pc.

12-05-2015, 11:38 PM

enmafia2 Wrote:

12-05-2015, 11:30 PM

Diplo Wrote:

12-05-2015, 11:28 PM

enmafia2 Wrote:

01-05-2015, 09:42 PM

Diplo Wrote: He pulls out his phone and google's the word ping and shows it to the principle. He then apologies for the mistake and sends him back to class. What a retard.

Well... a week or so i was punished for putting ping, shutdown and ipconfig lol :fp:

I switched off the pc while the teacher was explaining :D :D

We also trolled our teacher saying we were hacking the school website with ping and ipconfig. The teacher was searching "Ddos on wikipedia" and we told her the website was offline because our ping XDDDDD

That's just stupid lol. You shouldn't do that shit

My teacher is kind of dumb... she thinks everything has viruses...
if a file is protected or is read only --> virus
if internet doesn't load --> virus
if the pc screen doesn't work --> virus
if the pc doesn't recognise an .exe on linux --> virus
etc.

The same happened with this, she thought a virus had switched off the pc.

Lmfao. Too funny

HA!


Reminds me of this: http://nulledbb.com/Thread-Florida-Teen-...Background

lol, wtf checking ping and get suspended your principle is noob