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Submitted by boohgaming, 28-04-2018, 07:30 PM, Thread ID: 86413
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RE: pickup lines 29-04-2018, 06:37 PM #11 Cmon guys, let''s be more alpha man: Theres a party in my pants and your invited
29-04-2018, 06:37 PM
#11 Cmon guys, let''s be more alpha man: Theres a party in my pants and your invited
RE: pickup lines 29-04-2018, 08:29 PM #12 Hi, i'm a bit lost, can you help me with some pointers. I'm looking for.....(point with finger in a direction to be credible ) ...your number 
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29-04-2018, 08:29 PM
#12 Hi, i'm a bit lost, can you help me with some pointers. I'm looking for.....(point with finger in a direction to be credible ) ...your number ))
))RE: pickup lines 29-04-2018, 08:38 PM #13 Good afternoon me i dring oasis, coca and fanta but i eat orange
29-04-2018, 08:38 PM
#13 Good afternoon me i dring oasis, coca and fanta but i eat orange
RE: pickup lines 30-04-2018, 10:06 AM #14 Okay, walk up to the girl you like and with the Straightest face you can make (don't use a gay face, if you do that you'll be kicked in the balls) and look her dead in her eyes and say the words "My name Jeff".
30-04-2018, 10:06 AM
#14 Okay, walk up to the girl you like and with the Straightest face you can make (don't use a gay face, if you do that you'll be kicked in the balls) and look her dead in her eyes and say the words "My name Jeff".
RE: pickup lines 30-04-2018, 01:00 PM #15 28-04-2018, 07:30 PMboohgaming Wrote: if u going to town and need some pickup lines then i gotem right here bois
Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
Do you drink Pepsi? Because youre so-da-licious!
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
Lul what a hell???????
30-04-2018, 01:00 PM
#15 Lul what a hell???????28-04-2018, 07:30 PMboohgaming Wrote: if u going to town and need some pickup lines then i gotem right here bois
Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
Do you drink Pepsi? Because youre so-da-licious!
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
RE: pickup lines 05-05-2018, 09:17 AM #16 Girl is your name STD,
Cause my names cure
HEHEH this ahs to be like the best one
05-05-2018, 09:17 AM
#16 Girl is your name STD,
Cause my names cure
HEHEH this ahs to be like the best one
Cause my names cure
HEHEH this ahs to be like the best one
RE: pickup lines 05-05-2018, 04:58 PM #17 Do you work at subway? Because every time I see you, you give me a foot long 
05-05-2018, 04:58 PM
#17 Do you work at subway? Because every time I see you, you give me a foot long
RE: pickup lines 05-05-2018, 06:29 PM #18 Did you fall from from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up..
29-04-2018, 12:04 PMr0flez Wrote: Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from
Haha, as disturbing as that is, it reminds me of a couple of things...- Something either Jimmy Carr or Jim Norton said in a stand-up set... "I'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked you." (I think it was Jimmy Carr.. Jim Norton said something about dragging his dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.)
- Biggie Smalls used the line "you look so good I'd suck your daddy's dick" in a song
Anyways, back to busines...
Girl, are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people.
05-05-2018, 06:29 PM
#18 Did you fall from from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up..
Haha, as disturbing as that is, it reminds me of a couple of things...
Anyways, back to busines...
Girl, are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
29-04-2018, 12:04 PMr0flez Wrote: Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from
Haha, as disturbing as that is, it reminds me of a couple of things...
- Something either Jimmy Carr or Jim Norton said in a stand-up set... "I'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked you." (I think it was Jimmy Carr.. Jim Norton said something about dragging his dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.)
- Biggie Smalls used the line "you look so good I'd suck your daddy's dick" in a song
Anyways, back to busines...
Girl, are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people.
RE: pickup lines 05-05-2018, 08:38 PM #19 hey do u wanna know why i like ass, cause i like you..... idk
05-05-2018, 08:38 PM
#19 hey do u wanna know why i like ass, cause i like you..... idk
RE: pickup lines 10-05-2018, 05:52 AM #20 [THIS WORKS 100% OF THE TIME BYE 100% I MEAN 100%]
okay so walk up to the target and then fall and when she asks you are you okay or picks you say sorry when i saw how pretty you are i had a heart attack I8BITMODZ WAS HERE
10-05-2018, 05:52 AM
#20 [THIS WORKS 100% OF THE TIME BYE 100% I MEAN 100%]
okay so walk up to the target and then fall and when she asks you are you okay or picks you say sorry when i saw how pretty you are i had a heart attack
okay so walk up to the target and then fall and when she asks you are you okay or picks you say sorry when i saw how pretty you are i had a heart attack